LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

Dan is a stout player that wants to pour pink Zinfandel onto his firm peepee while you watch, helpless. Dan has played two people as an actor : blowjob manager from hhgregg and impotent dad goon who lost his Jack-off virginity in the bathroom at Comic-con. He will be playing an old pottymouth in a wheelchair named Garlic that rescues a baby seal in front of Kate Winslet in his next project. Dan smells like hard ass instant coffee, carbon copy forms and rye. He also plays a really good aisle panting wall mart goiter teen. He is married with two kids.

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...

LOADING...